10 Things I Learned from Watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
- If black people were robots, they’d be stupid/funny “we don’t read “ and they’d fight/argue all the time.
- You can run a medium sized crackpot conspiracy theory website capturing and distributing video footage of events that are happening all over the world without any real income/sponsors [except for Kitten calenders] or journalists and you can house the servers in the room next to your dorm room on campus and know one will be any the wiser.
- When any robot transformers from a car into a robot it’s mass inexplicably increases ten fold and then decreases when it transforms back - where does it come from and where does it go?
- Decepticons have applied their understanding of the first law of thermodynamics to their cube thing in a a desperate attempt at making the fact that it no longer exits and yet still remains central to the plot sound scientifically plausible and or mystical depending on your level of education. It is none of these.
- If your hear voices in your head and see symbols then you’re hearing them for a reason and your being led somewhere very important and special - you are not in fact a schizophrenic.
- Guys only tell girls that they love them after they’ve been resuscitated.
- Girls are fine with this.
- Some robots are British.
- If a government official is nasty to you in Act One don’t’ worry you will have an opportunity to push him out of plane in Act Three.
- If you find a military satellite radio and tell the person on the other end that you are in fact a field agent and that he sun is about to be eaten, he will believe you, after you start shouting at him and then mobilise any weapons at his disposal without any authorization whatsoever.
